Friday, July 20, 2007

cheney in charge

Tomorrow, President Bush is set to undergo a colonoscopy, during which Vice President Dick Cheney will assume the position of acting president.

The medical procedure, according to CNN, will take place at Camp David and is expected to last for 2 1/2 hours, during which time the United States will send another surge to Iraq while declaring war on North Korea and Iran.

So that's an overstatement, but seriously... think about it. President Dick Cheney. It's a scary, scary thought, isn't it?

No wonder Nancy Pelosi says impeachment is off the table.


Anonymous said...

I figure the only difference is for a few hours Cheney won't have to filter his policies through puppet W.

Steve-O said...

I went into hiding at my special undisclosed location just to be on the safe side.